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A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."





He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"





She said, "I think it must have been the second coming."





The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, "What makes you think this has anything



to do with the Second Coming?"

She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one!!"

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2 hours ago, My Penis is hungry said:

Waiting to be accused of plagerism, 

You will be OK, the offense is Plagiarism not Plagerism 

From the Latin Plagiarius meaning Kidnapper who used a Plaga meaning a  Net to capture. It was modified to Plagiarism to mean to Kidnap or .steal words 

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