Hugh_Hoy Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Hugh Hoi - not sure your international experiences are the type that get voters Thanks for the comment CTO. I'll have to add that item for my staff to work on. I reckon that my trips to Asia over the last 38 years will no doubt impress the voters. Promoting good will, getting close to "the people"; providing means of support for only God knows how many families through the creation of jobs; promoting good health practices; feeding the masses and providing shelter. I'm a real populist. But you're right. These personal initiatives may go unnoticed unless promoted. (I'm gonna have to start my own focus groups to explore this and other issues like you noted.) Thanks again. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 fucking people' date=' that is pretty much a qualification for president.[/quote'] I think the job requirements state that you have to actually "fuck over people"in order to be qualified. I agree Jay T. However,since my total knee joint replacement 18 months ago, my ability to fuck OVER my consituents (foreign and domestic) has been severely limited. Accordingly, my biggest concern is that my supporters will continue to believe that I won't cum in their mouths. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 In short, McCain sucks, Obama sucks and what really sucks is in a country this size, this is the best we can come up with. Maybe even more sucky, is the fact that many Americans don't vote, and many Americans are ill informed about the issues, if they are informed at all. The way we treat candidates eliminates the qualified candidates beecause the media in their quest to get listeners and readers will blow up any small thing. I bet they would find fault with Jesus. Things that most americans or a good number of americans have done, a presidential candidate can not: smoked pot at some point or done stronger. drink and drive (and its very common to have a DUI nowadays), had an affair, etc. Plus the opposition party's research team finding yet more things from way back. There many people who could do a great job as president but would be eliminated by the process. Its not worth it. As for the people, the country is so big and the system is so vast, a lot feel that their lone voice (vote) won't do. There is a certain feeling that the 'system' is so big, vast and powerful you can't change it. I don't agree but I undertsand it. I really do believe the politicians know this. There are politicians that go to Washington wtih the intention of wanting to change things and are hit by the sheer magnitude of the bureauracracy, corruption, mismanagement, etc. and then are resigned that it can't change and become part of the problem they were elected to fight. Governors are better at changing the lives of citizens than the senators or congresspersons of that state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 "...I bet they would find fault with Jesus..." I can, he had long hair and a beard, looked dirty, wore a dress, hung out with 12 guys who had no real jobs, he never married or had sex with a woman, was thus obviously gay...a total loser who never held a steady job and didn't leave home till he was 30... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 [color:purple]Dear Red States: We're ticked off at the way you've treated California and we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand and DollyWood. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make your Red States pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro choice and anti war and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight ask your evangelicals. They have kids, and they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We wish you success in Iraq and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's quagmire. With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at State dinners), 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all the living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools, plus U of Michigan, Northwestern, and U of Chicago, to name but a few. With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. 38% of those in the Red States believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. We're taking the good Humbolt County pot too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico. Sincerely, Author Unknown in New California[/color] Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I think they'll agree as long as they are able to keep fucking their sisters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 90% of the lettuce - cool - how come they got 100% of the tomatoes? Who gets the potatoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 The potatoes are a toss-up. Idaho and Maine. I prefer Maine potatoes anyway, so no biggie. Cali tomatoes are ours. They, Reds, can eat the tomatoes from Mexico that are grown using human shit as fertilizer. Do these people actually watch televangelists? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghelseth Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Absolutely classic essay. Hopefully the red state morons/low information voters/cultural racists will go down this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayT Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 I agree Jay T. However,since my total knee joint replacement 18 months ago, my ability to fuck OVER my consituents (foreign and domestic) has been severely limited. Accordingly, my biggest concern is that my supporters will continue to believe that I won't cum in their mouths. Sounds like another "Fat Cat" laying down on the job while making false promises to the less fortunate. Seems nothing ever changes. :nahnah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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