Mekong Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Basil Brush one Cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Meteorology - Australian Style It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea. He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?' The meteorologist responded, 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold.' So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a cold winter?' The meteorologist replied, 'Yes, infact it's going to be a very cold winter.' So the elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' he asked. 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.' 'How can you be so sure?' the elder asked. 'Well', the weatherman replied, 'Our satellites have reported that the Aboriginals in the north are collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 FARKIN FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 CTO If I bring your young-in some pistachios, will you PROMISE to change your avatar. I'm starting to get nightmares ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 Well - salty plain Pistachio's? How big a bag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 It's huge! The bag of nuts, that is. Same as last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Salty - not garlic? If that's a yes I'll go look for a new one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 SALTY!!!!! So is that supposed to be you on the right? And who, exactly, is that on the left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 A elder member of the 60's alternative generation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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