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Flashermac Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 A woman texted her husband on a cold winter morning. "Widows frozen, won't open." Her husband texted back. "Gently pour lukewarm water over them, then gently tap the edges with a hammer.". The wife texted back a few minutes later. "I did what you told me. Now he computer is really messed up!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Specialist Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Stolen shamelessly and reposted elsewhere. Too good not to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I was reading in the paper today about a dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flashermac Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 At the Pearly Gates ... SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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