bust Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 You guys are becoming embarressing. Starting to sound like a couple of old queens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKanalist Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 bust I have kind of taken CT under my wing. There is nothing gay about that and there WILL BE no ball rubbing. Right now all I am going for is a password to the porno site he has on his profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 You knew it was a gay site didn't you???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 ... Owing to her friend I was cordially introduced to the head chef, then the big boss, and most of the staff. I know it's just little stuff, but it made me feel good. Her friend is really the one I like dare I say it. She made this big point of getting a photo of the two of us with her perched on my knee, and me smirking in the background. ... [color:blue]Your situation was solved in a Seinfeld episode.[/color] :grin: GEORGE: All right. Let's go over it again, one more time. JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a ménage àtrois with her and her roommate. GEORGE: That's right. JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect. Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the premises. GEORGE: Keep going. JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events. GEORGE: Continue. JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in the unusual request. {George takes over.} GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little playful humor, which she [Laura] of course cannot resist, an invitation to a friendly dinner is proffered. JERRY: Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There's only one flaw in it: They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's back. She's not gonna do that. {Another pregnant pause. George?} GEORGE: You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She tells Laura, "If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that's your problem." {Final pause. Jerry?} JERRY: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple. GEORGE: {George, finger in the peanut butter jar}: This is what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKanalist Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 shygye Would pandol be George or Jerry? Who would CT be? I hate to start a fight with a long time poster but I think that you were less than sensitive here. You could have found an episode that allowed for the bellhop, who panadol stood down LIKE A MAN when he was drunk at 9:00am in the morning watching the Discovery Channel, to have some sort of a cameo role. He and the bargirl who sulked have had such a major impact on panadols life and I think a more caring and sensitive poster would have recognised that and found a more suitable Seinfeld episode to bring up. And what about me? I think I should have been included as well even though I am only here to help CT and fulfil my dream of a free porno site pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianTroy Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 I have kind of taken CT under my wing. Oh man i hope you shave your arm pits and use a deo roll on! Shyge is making his first post with more than 6 words and all he had to say was "Try To Be Like George" Som Nam Na well, it was a quote from a script, of course thinking of so many different letters by himself would make him tired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKanalist Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 CT Shygye took the time to try to find a way to contribute to the thread in a positive manner. At no point in the thread did Shygye try to slip in all the sex he is having...unlike certain posters. Shygye also did not try to outdo pandol in saying what HE would have done when drunk at 9am and watching the Discovery Channel and the gym dude walked in. If Shygye was drunk at 9am and the guy had a go at him for all we know he would have handled it in the same manly way that pandol did, he could have ran and cowered in his own room or he could have opened fire with a rocket launcher. He had the decency not to speculate. Sometimes saying less is more CT. WE should both learn from Shygye's example in threads dealing with how WE would have reacted when drunk at 9am watching the Discovery Channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 shygye Would pandol be George or Jerry? Who would CT be? ... Pandol -> Jerry CT -> Newman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Can I be Elaine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Can I be Elaine? You're Cosmo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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