Flashermac Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 An old one: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girl friend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was THE pharmacist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneSoup Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 D'ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Giant helium-filled airship Airlander takes off for first time http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/83295941/bums-away-giant-heliumfilled-airship-airlander-takes-off-for-first-time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Just got off a SKYPE call with my Father, he was going on and on and on about becoming an Organ Donor Obviously a man after my own heart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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My Penis is hungry Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 Would you really take advise from Robert Mugabe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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