Any New Jokes

[Torneyboy]

So after the conference, the Englishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all.

 

see..they where on the train..

 

 

 

[Mekong]

No, they are at the ticket office

 

[Zaad]

Mekong,

Now if you Laughed it must be your sense of humour that is in question, or maybe ones lack of ability to comprehend the written word in front of you.

 

Perhaps it's your inability to overlook typo's?

[Mekong]

Just Teasing ... Being a "Professional Pedantic Asshole" is part of my job description and it has been one of those days today.

 

Rather than let off steam here I think I will take the 200 Meter stroll down Soi AR and into Soi 6 instead, having digs in Pattaya for work sure beats anywhere I ever was in the ME

[Torneyboy]

Line 9...."when they board the train'!

[Zaad]

That's more like it

 

[teddy]

So after the conference, the Englishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all.

 

see..they where on the train..

 

 

 

No they weren't, those were the guys who were coming back from the conference, the guys coming back from the football got pissed in the pub outside the ground and missed the train

 

 

 

 

[Torneyboy]

Oh ..shit ..Munchie come and save me

 

I hate Scottish jokes anyway

[Zaad]

Ahhh fuck'em (Britons) anyways, they're no match for Portugal

 

[teddy]

OK lets have one about chaps from Sydney: