Torneyboy Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Gee these come out fast ...sick But funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my cock to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, negligee you ever saw." "And what happened then?" said Jeff "I kicked her in the face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Teddy, you're obviously really hard up for new material when you resort to posting jokes that I already posted on 13 August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 I was on holiday then so I didn't see it. Anyway, it was better the way I told it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Lame excuse. Bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Why do pipers march when they play ? To get as far away from the noise as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Scraping the barrel now TB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey. I will have heaps during the World Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Why do pipers march when they play ?To get as far away from the noise as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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