Any New Jokes

[Torneyboy]

Gee these come out fast ...sick

But funny

[teddy]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

 

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

 

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

 

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

 

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

 

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my cock to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

 

"Sensible" says Jeff.

 

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, negligee you ever saw."

 

"And what happened then?" said Jeff

 

"I kicked her in the face."

[The_Munchmaster]

Teddy, you're obviously really hard up for new material when you resort to posting jokes that I already posted on 13 August.

[teddy]

I was on holiday then so I didn't see it. Anyway, it was better the way I told it

[The_Munchmaster]

Lame excuse. Bollocks.

[Torneyboy]

Why do pipers march when they play ?

To get as far away from the noise as possible.

 

 

 

 

[The_Munchmaster]

Scraping the barrel now TB.

[Torneyboy]

 

A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey.

 

 

I will have heaps during the World Cup

[teddy]

Why do pipers march when they play ?

To get as far away from the noise as possible.

 

 

 

 

[Torneyboy]

Excellent