Any New Jokes

[The_Munchmaster]

Of course he would, because Scots have class. He would step over them, pick up the whisky and, while gazing at their beautiful bodies and deciding what would be the best position with which to pleasure them all at the same time, slowly drink the whisky, savouring every last drop of nectar and comparing it to the juices that would soon be flowing from the wet pussies in front of him, then disrobe and shag them.

 

An Aussie would of course fall flat on his face, in his urgency to get his strides off while still wearing his shoes, and make a right arse of himself.

[Torneyboy]

Maybe ..but he would go for the booze fast and go back for the Sheilas later....

 

Planning we call it

[teddy]

Of course he would, because Scots have class. He would step over them, pick up the whisky and, while gazing at their beautiful bodies and deciding what would be the best position with which to pleasure them all at the same time, slowly drink the whisky, savouring every last drop of nectar and comparing it to the juices that would soon be flowing from the wet pussies in front of him, then disrobe and shag them.

 

An Aussie would of course fall flat on his face, in his urgency to get his strides off while still wearing his shoes, and make a right arse of himself.

 

Aye, classy lots the Jocks aren't they

 

 

 

[The_Munchmaster]

Pictures that were taken shortly before they were deported to Australia. :smirk:

[Torneyboy]

Of course he would' date=' because Scots have class. He would step over them, pick up the whisky and, while gazing at their beautiful bodies and deciding what would be the best position with which to pleasure them all at the same time, slowly drink the whisky, savouring every last drop of nectar and comparing it to the juices that would soon be flowing from the wet pussies in front of him, then disrobe and shag them.

 

An Aussie would of course fall flat on his face, in his urgency to get his strides off while still wearing his shoes, and make a right arse of himself.[/quote']

 

Aye, classy lots the Jocks aren't they

 

 

 

 

What a sad sad sorry lot

 

Glad i am Aussie

[Zaad]

Christsake!

[The_Munchmaster]

When I first saw the picture of the guy with the red CK underwear I thought it was Candyfloss! There's definitely a striking resemblance when he hasn't shaved for a few days.

[bust]

Have you herd about the new Bar Girl mood ring?

It turns blue when she's in a good mood,

and leaves a red mark in the middle of your forehead when she's not.

[Old Hippie]

Bust trying to take a good photo is pretty funny!

[Torneyboy]

Oh dear..got him