Any New Jokes

[The_Munchmaster]

First of all there is an obvious typo in line 13, which should read,

 

"the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and the three Englishmen cram into another"

 

The joke is not a laugh your cock off type of joke, it's more of a subtle joke (and this probably explains Mekongs problem) which would warrant more of a subdued chortle rather than a hearty laugh. However neither reaction should occur prior to the words "tickets please".

 

Hope this helps.

 

 

[teddy]

However, you're all missing the bleedingly obvious. Scotsmen are generally fat bastards and it would be virtually impossible to get 3 of them in one train toilet.

[The_Munchmaster]

Actually Teddy it was a Scottish train, which was travelling from Edinburgh to Glasgow, and the toilets on Scottish trains are somewhat larger than on the English versions.

[The_Munchmaster]

OK lets have one about chaps from Sydney:

Teddy, are you suggesting that Sydney is full of wankers? :hubba:

 

[teddy]

If that was the case, then I can only assume that the Edinburgh jocks were Hearts or Hibs fans going to watch their team play either Rangers or Celtic in Glasgow. What the feck were the English fans doing. Did they support either Hearts or Hibs and if they did, what the feck where they doing living in Edinburgh?

 

Torneyboy has got some explaining to do

[teddy]

OK lets have one about chaps from Sydney:

Teddy' date=' are you suggesting that Sydney is full of wankers? :hubba:

[/quote']

 

 

Not me, but that 'Police Spokesman' sems to be insinuating it

[The_Munchmaster]

Teddy, the football match was a 'friendly' international between Scotland and England which was being played at Hampden Park in Glasgow. The Englishmen had taken the GNER service from London to Edinburgh the previous day, before travelling through to Glasgow on match day. They were staying in Edinburgh because they felt a lot safer there.

[teddy]

Ahh, that seems logical.

 

Someone should tell that conference organiser though that it was a bad idea to hold a conference in the same place and on the same day as an England v Scotland match.

[The_Munchmaster]

Agreed. However the conference organiser was English, which explains the cock-up.

[Torneyboy]

Ahhh fuck'em (Britons) anyways, they're no match for Portugal

 

 

oh thanks for some words of wisdom...