The_Munchmaster Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 First of all there is an obvious typo in line 13, which should read, "the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and the three Englishmen cram into another" The joke is not a laugh your cock off type of joke, it's more of a subtle joke (and this probably explains Mekongs problem) which would warrant more of a subdued chortle rather than a hearty laugh. However neither reaction should occur prior to the words "tickets please". Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 However, you're all missing the bleedingly obvious. Scotsmen are generally fat bastards and it would be virtually impossible to get 3 of them in one train toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Actually Teddy it was a Scottish train, which was travelling from Edinburgh to Glasgow, and the toilets on Scottish trains are somewhat larger than on the English versions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 OK lets have one about chaps from Sydney: Teddy, are you suggesting that Sydney is full of wankers? :hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 If that was the case, then I can only assume that the Edinburgh jocks were Hearts or Hibs fans going to watch their team play either Rangers or Celtic in Glasgow. What the feck were the English fans doing. Did they support either Hearts or Hibs and if they did, what the feck where they doing living in Edinburgh? Torneyboy has got some explaining to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 OK lets have one about chaps from Sydney: Teddy' date=' are you suggesting that Sydney is full of wankers? :hubba: [/quote'] Not me, but that 'Police Spokesman' sems to be insinuating it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Teddy, the football match was a 'friendly' international between Scotland and England which was being played at Hampden Park in Glasgow. The Englishmen had taken the GNER service from London to Edinburgh the previous day, before travelling through to Glasgow on match day. They were staying in Edinburgh because they felt a lot safer there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Ahh, that seems logical. Someone should tell that conference organiser though that it was a bad idea to hold a conference in the same place and on the same day as an England v Scotland match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Agreed. However the conference organiser was English, which explains the cock-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Ahhh fuck'em (Britons) anyways, they're no match for Portugal oh thanks for some words of wisdom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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