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After brief analysis of your latest activities on this fine South East Asian culture board I would come to the preliminary medical conclusion that you are in kind of a permanent premature ejaculation status . I am further evaluating if it would be better if I pass your plans on to the tourist police and immigration . I will warn these people that on checking your baggage they should not be distracted by heavy books titled " Early Sukothai ceramics " and " Fluent Thai in 3 days " but should keep on digging til they find heavy layers of Viagra and undesired objects made of plastic plus ladies' underwear which will make even hardcore freaks blush .

 

I appeal to you to leave the path of evil in favour of the road to , well , Phuket .

 

BuBi

 

 

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I'm in the other camp - you need to get out MORE - go to places you've never seen or heard of before!

Now *that* I agree with. Suk soi 4 is one of the *last* places in BKK you'd find me!

 

Cheers,

SD -- happy to show you more interesting places GD

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I'm in the other camp - you need to get out MORE - go to places you've never seen or heard of before!

 

Gentlemen,

 

What do you think of this half-baked plan : I want to see Isaan but I dont know my way around. The answer is blindingly simple - I take my two favourite prostitutes on a 'family holiday' - their families, my holiday. We go to Buriram, Khon Khaen and Udon Thani - they can see their folks and I can ask myself what the hell I would do out there ...

 

I think its gold - we could do it in 4 or 5 days, only one needs barfines paid and I'm sure we'd be greeted with open arms wherever we went. The girls already get on fabulously (despite some initial name calling and territorial squabbles) - how could a plan this brilliant go wrong ?

 

:neener::beer::beer::neener:

 

Seriously, what the hell would I do in Isaan ? I agree that the cost of living would have to be lower than BKK, but unless I was married etc, I just cant see why I would hang out in the sticks when all the action is in the city. :grinyes:

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" Find unusual among freedom and peace Far from triviality , the Inspiration embracing the romance give give wings to the creative , vividly foretelling the shape of the new trend .The simplicity in drawing and lucidity in tones reveal the tasteof the host , who never thinks of enjoying what the life endows in here . "

 

gobble ,

 

this is what Jiaen Faucet Co. of Kaiping , Guangdong think about their product JE-0074 , single lever shower mixer . I wish to dedicate this poem to yourself and forthcoming Isaan - adventures .

 

BuBi

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Bubi, I'm sending you my medical bills, you bastard. I have just cracked another rib laughing at your shite - its only funny because that is exactly what the copy on a lot Chinese ads translates to : amazing stuff. Goes a long way to explaining why they had a complex civilization when we were still lurking in caves, then nothing new till about 1990. :smirk:

 

I felt frustrated because I couldnt read Chinese when I went to HK/Guanxi, but am somewhat relieved when I see translations like that above - am very much hoping that Thai ads will prove to be slightly more illuminating when I learn how to read them. I'm convinced that Thai soap operas make a lot more sense with the sound turned off, but then so does Home and Away ....

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Jesus - 'No Entering and No Touching' : horrible memories of the Vietnamese Sex Robot - aaarrgghh !

 

God only knows how many victims that creature has claimed, but she is a stark reminder to us all that there *is* something worse than taking a FL from Suk Soi 4. She really should hand back her IWA ('International Whore Association') membership card and find a good man who has lost the use of his gonads completely.

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