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Yes, after hanging on to every last shred of life, for the last year or so, they've had to let him go.

Reports are surfacing from a across the world; of a miraculous procession of Angels with Golden Halos, descending from the Heavens, carrying a Golden Ark with the Holy Grail inside and a bejewelled and Golden Chariot to carry Pope Francis to Heaven, accompanied by Choirs and elongated Horns, not eventuating ...

1.41 billion Catholics, spread far and wide, are extremely disappointed, but continuing to believe.

In the absence of said welcoming committee from above, the terrestrial adherents to the Sky Fairy theory have vowed to give Pope Francis the biggest of send offs in the history of send offs, ever.

And senior members of the Vatican branch of Sky Fairy Inc. are suggesting a sign from God, would be appropriate at such an event, likely to be watched across the world by billions.

Perhaps a dove landing on the coffin, during the procession, would be appropriate. A small recess on the lid filled with bird seed and not easily viewable, in the wreath maybe, should do it, training of suitable doves is beginning on Wednesday.

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 After news of J.D. Vance preparing to visit India for bilateral talks, Narendra Modi has indicated he will be at a retreat, but will be available for a Zoom meeting, wanting to avoid a face to face with the Angel of Death.

Meanwhile Donald Trump has been given  a life size TV screen installed portrait mode, in the Oval Office, so that he too can Zoom meet with Vance who will appear on the large screen, just like he is standing there.

Aids who have spoken anonymously said that in a trial Trump appears not to have noticed that the meeting he's having, is not in person.

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