Any New Jokes

[Hamokhamok]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=889456507860752&set=vb.479172088771371&type=2&theater

 

Thai TV.

 

Do you think this goes on a lot?

[radioman]

Not really a joke but certainly funny enough to warrant inclusion here methinks.

 

Now it seems she of the righteous bosom is a big fan of Columbian marching powder, who'da guessed.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

[huumlaar]

OMFG - that was great "Who doesn't love to come home to the smell of pussy in the house"

[Flashermac]

Doesn't surprise me ...

 

 

[Hamokhamok]

What is worse than a phonoscopy?......

 

 

 

www.youtube.com/embed/gSw4CLV14sQ?rel=0

 

You'll like this one, I hope.

[Hamokhamok]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am..'

The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'

 

'You must be an Engineer,' said the balloonist.

'I am,' replied the man, 'how did you know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip by your talk.'

 

The man below responded, 'You must be in Management.'

 

'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

 

'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f**king fault.'

[Mekong]

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

Why not?

Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how company policy begins.

[Flashermac]

[Hamokhamok]

[Hamokhamok]

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