Any New Jokes

[Hamokhamok]

whyabbosneedmobilephones1.wmv

[Hamokhamok]

These are cakes to celebrate giving birth.

 

Hope you like them.

 

 

 

 

[Flashermac]

[bust]

http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_videos/the_blind_date.shtml#.Uq48VNoZkD-.facebook

[Mekong]

A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."

 

He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"

 

She said, "I think it must have been the second coming."

 

The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, "What makes you think this has anything

to do with the Second Coming?"

She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one!!"

[Flashermac]

 

[BelgianBoy]

2 hookers are chatting together, one asks the other what she will ask Santa this year......probably the same price as always replies the other.

[Flashermac]

[163]

I asked a Chinese girl for her number.

 

She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

 

I said, "Wow!"

 

Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."

[Flashermac]

She might be the one who recorded the numbers at Thai Immigration... one, two, tree, foh, figh!