Old Hippie Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Sorry, my comments were aimed at Elef as well. Regarding your comments, you could only claim we Americans have a sense of superiority, if this actually happened, which it did not, thus using a farce/joke to poke fun at us is indeed wrong, and deserves an apology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 (edited) 'if this actually happened, which it did not' lighten up...... as i said i treated it as a joke and in my eyes it lends itself to the Americans sense of superiority. but if it keeps you happy i'll say sorry to you and all your fellow Americans....... :thumbup: would'nt want to upset anyone....... BTW......... i didn't believe the joke about a talking duck in a pub was real either............ Edited July 23, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 BTW.........i didn't believe the joke about a talking duck in a pub was real either............ It was a Superior American Duck ... why don't you believe it I must admit I am still chuckling at Munchies "Nissan Main Dealer" Joke, that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Excellent :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 'if this actually happened, which it did not' lighten up...... as i said i treated it as a joke and in my eyes it lends itself to the Americans sense of superiority. but if it keeps you happy i'll say sorry to you and all your fellow Americans....... :thumbup: would'nt want to upset anyone....... BTW......... i didn't believe the joke about a talking duck in a pub was real either............ Apology accepted on behalf of all Americans. This was a joke, presented as 100% fact, more a comical event than a joke. Hence I felt a need to clarify it, as it made Americans look bad...er worse...er not sure that is possible...but I digress, Next time I will use smilies...and what do you mean the ducks don't talk? ever see Daffy Duck? or Donald Duck? see, here in America, our superior ducks can speak English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Geez, OH, relax. Had it not been presented as fact, it would not be funny, would it? I enjoyed it. Cheers, SD -- crushed to find out the talking duck is fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 A woman is in hospital about to give birth. The doctor explains to her and her husband that there are some complications and she'll have to have to be "put under" for the birth. When the doctor leaves the room, the husband says to his wife: "Honey... I'm worried that after you have the baby that maybe you'll be... you know... looser than you were before. Do you think while you're under we should get the doctor to... you know... "tidy you up" a bit down there, so sex is still enjoyable for me after the baby's born." The wife says: "Sure, darling. I love you and want you to be happy, so get the doctor to tidy me up while I'm out of it." They ask the doctor and he agrees to the request. She has the anaesthetic and gives birth to a healthy baby boy. When she comes to, there are three roses tied to the end of the bed. "Who are they from?" she asks. "Well...", says the husband, "the first one is from me for bearing me a beautiful, healthy son. The second one is from the medical staff here at the hospital to congratulate you." "And the third rose?" she asks. "Oh... that's from Frank, a patient in the burns ward, to thank you for his new ears!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Moo, thanks for getting back on track with a joke. However you might want to check out Teddys joke of 18/04/07. Notice a slight similarity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Oops. Er... I was just reading your jokes on the thread, Munchie as they're the only funny ones! So I didn't see Teddy's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Excellent excuse. :thumbup: I'll make sure Teddy sees it when he gets back from Morocco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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