The_Munchmaster Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Jokes to offend everybody. Why are women like clouds? Because eventually they fuck off and its a really nice day. I was at an ATM the other day when an old lady came up to me and asked me if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over. Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. His dude replies 'You're so fucking lucky...mine is still alive...' Zebo, a half blind five year old south African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and ...... we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious. My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead. A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one minute to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cunt!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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