buddha Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 The recent thread titled 'how long b4 you cum' left me with a bad taste in my mouth [no pun intended]. Talk of premature ejaculation, lasting ten minutes, wow....aparently you guys have not been reading and re-reading your JJ Sushi posts. A simple HOW to for those who can't or don't know how to get it done. Perhaps you are not out to get her off. Up to you. I mean you are paying so....no shame there. But if you want to: As Topcatta suggested it takes a women 20 so minutes for her vulva's hood to pull back, fully expose the clitoris which has swollen with blood. Until this occurs orgasm is a pipe dream. Once this occurs it is easy to get a women off. The key is don't be in a hurry. Things to do: Digital stimulation: Play with that gorgeous 'duck' until it is slipery wet. Just plain caress it. Don't get too involved with fingering, most dipshits over finger clumbsily and ruin the foreplay altogether. Trace circles and figure eights lovingly for 30 minutes while you kiss and get some nipple sucking. Pussy Eating: Some guys will and some guys won't. I can't help myself. If I see a pussy on my laptop screen sometimes I forget it is just an image and before you know it I'm licking the screen. Nibble, lick, suck...dangerous perhaps...but delicious and and effective if you are in a hurry. Don't forget to lick the anus every now and then for freak factor. You shouldn't even consider penetration until the women is: A.] Fully and Naturally lubricated...dripping wet.... B.] Aroused to the point where she wants penetration to occur. She is pushing your mouth, hand, foot, whatever, away from her vagina and pulling you towards her so you can mount her. C.] When you are done there should be a massive wet spot on the bed. Big enough that to sleep comfortably you have to put a towel down. If she is on top of you, and you are getting it right, you will feel her sauce running down your ass cheeks. Fully arousing her is key to barebacking. If she can only concentrate on getting my 'beautiful joe' inside her, surely she won't bother telling me to use a condom. Once you are inside you need to determine if she is a grinder [clitoral stimulation] or an 'in and outer' [vaginal lip and wall stimulation]. I usually mix it up for about twenty minutes at different speeds and listen for breathing patterns. You can tell if she likes it if she gives bodily feedback or if she starts breathing faster. Don't just climb on and do the jackhammer no women like that. Sometimes a nice slow 1 hour / 2 hour fuck is the best thing in the world. A great stomach workout for the guys. I try to get two really long sessions in per week. When I get tired I let her do the work. I will occassionally use viagra. I try not to rely on it but it does enable me to go almost nonstop without breaks in between my orgasms. True - some girls don't want an orgasm....they want to get paid and leave....a bummer....better to get rid of them and find someone you are compatible with. True - most girls can fake out most guys. I love it when a girl gets me off in two minutes consistently. She gets a gold star, a tip, and a callback. True - you should see the puddle on the mattress behind me...wow did I just get it done. Ok start taking potshots at me now........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Sometimes a nice slow 1 hour / 2 hour fuck is the best thing in the world. Most women would rather bang their head against a wall rather than get fucked for 1 or two hours. Studies have shown that women prefer sexual intercourse to last about 10 to 11 minutes or about 1/3 of the time that is spent on foreplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddha Posted October 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 The operative word here is 'sometimes'. Usually it's me banging their head against a wall.... Potshot deflected...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magician Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Great freakin' post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lembeh Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 >Fully arousing her is key to barebacking. If she can only concentrate on getting my 'beautiful joe' inside her, surely she won't bother telling me to use a condom Jeeze. I'll leave it there so I do not get accused of picking on you. But honestly, Jeeze. -j- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 <> I tried that but my laptop taste horrible. No hairs though so wasn;t as bad as some. > I did that, thankfully she lfet some tissues for me to wipe my face with <> From her anus? Thats exactly what happened last week <> Actually she pushed me away from her cunt and pulled me close and said "I have the runs - fuck off" <> I tried that, made me itchy as all hell <> I was naked, well I had my socks on but no shirt either of us. <> Hang on, where did this gay mate of yours show up and turn it into a 3some? So "Beautiful Joe" your good looking gay buddy is banging her, I can only guess what your doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 As this involves gays, let me comment...what the hell does a gay guy know about shagging women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 That's exactly what I thought when I saw the photos of you with your arm around MY girl.... Guess it was O.K. though, cos I didn't feel at all threatened. Cheers D © S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 SAY NO MORE...... (Nudge, nudge, wink wink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Pussy Eating: Some guys will and some guys won't Will ten seconds help? Some girls I have picked from Pattaya Beach road have smelled so cheesy I can only last a few seconds before I puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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