passingthru69 Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Well I know that when I wake up and my face looks like a glazed doughnut that my dining at the Y was successfull, made her happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 As with the majority of Buddhas recent posts, this is just stupid...you once again go back to barebacking...in a country with hundreds of thousands of HIV cases...god knows how many other STDs. What is it with you? You have a death wish or is it once again just total garbage?? The rest of the stuff you post is real basic..i knew this when i was a teenager!!!!!!! I would also point out, as already mentioned by others, that women tend to vary a lot...and finally the wet patch on your bed is probably your own saliva from when you went down on your BG...mixed in with other fluids, both yours and hers...but you already knew that right? And fluid running down your ass cheeks? Maybe she pissed herself as you took so long... In my experience, it's easy for me to make a women orgasm in a few minutes...but i really have no inclination to post all about it...i worked it out myself...i had a lot of practise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddha Posted October 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 "I know a girl who likes to be beaten while having sex. Personally I feel that she suffers from low self esteem and although she says she gets off on it, I wont beat her or try this approach on anyone else." Can you PM me her number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddha Posted October 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 I appreciate when someone like damen knows I'm just 'taking the piss'.... Preahko...the female ejaculators are few and far between.... No doubt there was some good info in my post, but it was really just for fun. Some of you take postings a bit too seriously. "the more I hear from you, the more I wonder how much longer you will work in thailand without a work visa" Why are you concerned about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 I can't wait for Bhudda's guide to anal barebacking IV drug users. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 According to "Love Line" and "Doctor Drew" the jury is still out on Female ejaculators...some feel it is just "orgasmic incontinence" or some bladder thing...ot hers swear it is the real deal...who knows...? as long as the medical profession is divided on it, so am I...frankly, the thioyught discusts me... And No shame in Being gay at all! and what does Nervous Dog mean I am not his best friend...? is it because I am not gay?": My boy friend is, that should count for something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 How about mental incontinence? I think Buddha is suffering from it....his shit seems to be leaking out all over the place... Oh and Buddha, my definition of humour is that I find it funny...your childlike sensibilities might appeal to highly immature teenagers, but this adult left behind your style of 'wit' years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcatta Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Maybe you gay guys should meet more regularly and that will ease the tension...cause what is happening right now is not okay in my books. Some of you guys give Buddha shit in his thread In love. Okay that makes sense since giving advice to somebody who goes overboard is part of this board. Irrelevant of the Truth of his story. But now he opens a new thread in which I can see nothing bad, except for the barebacking where Buddha is not taking responsibility for giving the HIV to others in case he is infected. But to go sit on his head again for a cheery post, is that not a bit much? Why dont you guys pick up the ball (balls)and Lets talk about Sex, Baby Lets talk about you and me Lets talk about (forgat the rest of the song). I think it is much more fun than the flaming. Not to say it makes me horny... Female ejaculation is real. I can tell from experience. It is not something every woman can do or even knows it if she can. It has nothing to do with the bladder. A big wet spot in the bed is the result. Even when there is no wet contact with another there is a big wet spot in the bed when the Lady comes. Orgasms vary in intensity and women can have them in different spots of the vagina. Just at the entrance there is a g-spot (where Buddha shoves Him just in and out, exactly that spot!). Put your middle finger in her cunt with your handpalm facing upwards and bent your finger than you are at her other g-spot. The spot feels a bit rough. With stimulation it gets swollen and big, can even get huge. To let her come on this g-spot put your middle and point finger in, handpalm up, bent the fingers and push with the flat part of the tip of your fingers in and out. If you can manage your thumb on her clit she can have a double orgasm. Orgasms can last 10 seconds to hours. Thats partly upto the womans personal make-up but also partly upto what sexual experience she has got and whether she was 'worked' by skillfull sexual playmates. IF not, you have to built her pussy up with positive vibes and lots of care. Usually the rough/quick method will not do in these kind of cases. But there are exceptions. You will have to feel it out. Women can also have (just like men) full body orgasms. I looked on the net but cant find any description so I have to copy and paste. Sorry for the long description. Female Full Body Orgasm: The time has come.. for your woman to be kneaded and treated! If all has gone well you have an idea, having received a wonderful massage and tantric orgasm from her, as to what we are about to do for her... and how splendid it is to play with all of that sexual energy instead of rushing full steam ahead [a full of a head of steam] to the 'climax'. In great sex, I mean really great sex there is no emphasis on climax.. no real 'endpoint' or 'goal' to work towards. Instead it all becomes one event..a primal experience from start to finish. I find the word 'foreplay' to be misleading because it implies that it is a less pleasurable or intrinsic part of sex than 'real fucking'. When really it can all be 'play'...sexplay. Women know from nature how delicious it can be to experience a long session of [sexual] pleasure.. sexual ecstasy spread over an hour or two... Unfortunately in our moralistic society it isn't always easy or possible. Well, here is a chance to return to those long ago days of shameless indulgence in sexual stimulation and arousal.. to let yourself go with your flow.... Everyman wants to see his woman in that state...right guys? And we all wish we could feel free enough to go there...right girls? So...like I said..here is your chance. And just like we did with the men we are going to start by massaging the back... Have your woman lie on her stomach, relax and breathe deeply. As I said, tensions build up in most people during the course of each day and if we don't rub them away at night they develop into blocks which lodge in the body..especially the neck, shoulders and lower back. You can detect these blocks as 'knots' and our first task is to find them and ease them away.... Start by placing one hand between her shoulder blades, about 'heart high' and the other at the lower curve of her spine. In line with her kidneys. Think 'warm' thoughts and let your energy pour through your hands and into her. Ask her to exhale in a 'sigh'. This will reuce the surface tension and help her to relax. Now take the warm oil and smear it into her skin from top to to'e, briskly and in smooth strokes. Remember you are not trying to fix her' or arouse her..just relax her..soften her up somewhat. She is going to love this, believe me! Change tempo now and then, as she did with you. Try massaging in circles...and down her arms and the backs of her legs... be firm but gentle..ok? Yes, you are big and strong..but women like a bit of tenderness too, yes? Get her to trust your touch..and watch as she softens and loosens and becomes ever more pliant under your fingers... R-e-l-a-x-e-d...... Long strokes, slow circles... and in your mind think of yourself as spreading all her aches and pains from her back and shoulders down her arms and legs and out into space through her fingers and feet... Don't forget to knead her butt like you would the world's most delicious bread dough....enjoy the sensation and let her feel your appreciation as you give a firm grasp and rub each cheek...[Most women like to be grabbed firmly down here..not roughly, but confidently..to be honest it's a turn on!] This is a part of the massage that will be sensuous for both of you so don't hurry...enjoy yourselves. Try placing one hand on the upper back of her thigh just below the crease or fold of her cheek and the other on the crest of her rounded cheek. Now glide your hands away from each other so that you stretch the skin taut. Repeat several times for each buttock. Take some more warm oil in your hands.... Place both of your hands on her upper thighs and glide them up and over her cheeks to her lower back, press slightly, and continue up her spine... [Hear that sigh?] Be seductive, guys....seduce her with your long strokes.. Now do the same again only with your fingers pointed towardss the inside of her thighs, so that as you glide up you lightly brush the outside lips of her vulva....and on the down stroke pivot your hands so that your thumbs follow along the crease and, again, lightly..oh so lightly graze her outer lips....and continue down her thighs... If done properly you may see, on the third or fourth stroke, that her butt will raise up ever so slightly as you glide.... This is a good sign! It means the sexual energy ... 'the longing' is beginning to awaken within her. This is exactly what we wish to cultivate and work with.. so don't respond to it directly just yet.. allow her yearning to continue and grow. That is the secret. If you do as I say you will soon have her feeling like putty under your hands... Use your skills and intuition..and other parts of your body besides your hands to rub her with...like your forearms..or your pecs [!].. your fingertips and nails...your chin even.... and vary the pressure or rythyms somewhat. And if you dare [dare, dare!] a light, playful but firm spank on the buttocks can do no harm..enough to bring a faint blush to her cheeks will suffice...the idea being to bring a bit of warmth to the surface... Of course..if you find yourself being aroused at this point..well, rubbing your stiff rod across her cheeks can be a real turn on for both of you...but... Do Not Get Sidetracked...ok? Remember to pay attention to her back and shoulders, and the reidual tensions that are lurking there. Return to them often and rub them in the way she rubbed you.. slow firm circles...or brisk ones..which extend down the arms...[see massage for men] Once you are satisfied that she is relaxed and that the energy is flowing freely, trace your fingers in a line from her sides to the 'triangle' just above her butt. [Where her spine ends up to no higher than her panty line..] Do this several times. Now we are going to awaken the sexual energy that is stored under this 'sacred' triangle.. with circular fingernail strokes and light, rythymic tapping.. Again..we are not in a hurry and in this place in particular I ask you to not rush things. The secret is to awaken the nerves and then to tap, tap, tap the base of her spine..just a finger width or two above the 'point' of the triangle your fingertips..or the heel of your palms... Massage and tap..massage and tap...massage and tap, tap, tap. Then spread all the awakened, released sexual energy over her back and shoulders, down her arms and thighs, Do this briskly enough so that your hands get warm in the process... and you'll see her skin glowing. Massage her neck. Gently tug her hair upwards. [Women love this...it brings them to the primal instinct to surrender] Alternate this with lightly scratching her scalp with your nails..and she's yours. Once you've covered every inch of her back from head to toe, it's time to turn her over. The more deeply you've touched and massaged her.. and the more energy you've managed to arouse within her..t he easier it will be [for both of you] as we move on to the next phase... So, like I said...time to turn her over on her back.... Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcatta Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Yeah of course one woman likes this the other doesnt. I like to get 'raped', not by some dickhead who wants to force his dick in a woman for selfish reasons but by my man or playmate with my consent. I love being taken totally but will fight my way before I get there. I wont go all the way but will resist. It gets my juices running and by the time of insertion, ahhh She is ready for Him! Nice and primal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think why some object to Buddha's posting on how to make love are: 1. Buddha sometmes picks up some of the worst of the women available. Such as women near Poi Pet and birds from Tai Pan Innn in China Town. 2. Sometimes Buddha spends 24 hours with these birds even though he just got married. 3. Buddha makes a point letting us know he bare backs these women. If he hasn't attracted his death wish, it is only a matter of time that he will. 4. Besides barebacking, he also licks their asses. I don't think it is the posting that bothers people but the class of women Buddha is involved with. I find it odd that he spends so much time fucking other women even though he has a new bride at home. As for Buddha needing a work permit in order to work, he claims he is now a Thai citizen with a Thai passport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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