Any New Jokes

[Coss]

I had though that "ye" was the sound of Kanye West, when he's reduced himself to monosyllabic grunts, with a process involving drugs and masturbation.

[Mekong]

Talking of Masturbation there was a global study done to determine the purpose of the Bobbies Helmet / Bell End / Glans of The Penis.

The USA found it was to give the Man more Pleasure

The EU found it was to give the Women more pleasure

Australasia found it was to stop the hand falling off 

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[Mekong]

Check April 15 on page 450

[Mekong]

   
 

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20 hours ago, Mekong said:

Check April 15 on page 450

Completely missed it. Still funny 😊

[Mekong]

   
 

[Coss]

1 4 Kong

 

[Mekong]

Neighbour is spelt incorrectly 😄

The rule is I before E except after C unless it is a long“a” like neighbour and weigh.

So, Foreign, Neighbour, Eight, Beige, Sleighs and Weightlifter's

Also of the letters follow a C and are pronounced “ee” then it is ei therefore Receive is also correct.

The rule does not apply to proper names some Keith is correct

The rule does not apply to chemical names so Caffeinated is correct

So out of the alleged 12 contradictions to the rule only 2 apply Feisty and Weird.

So 2/12 or 16.66% correct, about right for a septic, well they do speak and write a dumbed downed version of English, can’t expect them to understand it

Must try harder to be funny 

I before E except after C

 

[Coss]

wasn't trying to be funny

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was trying to stir your grey cells