Any New Jokes

[bust]

He is actually a very accomplished blues harmonica player to the point where Frank Zappa invited him to tour with him. They recorded a 30-40 minute session which was played late one evening on the ABC

 

[Coss]

[Mekong]

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[My Penis is hungry]

Reminds me of the one where businesses ask musicians to play for free

 

[Mekong]

It used to apply to Musicians but nowadays literally any artiste or small business.

Those leaches who hide.cower the banner of “Influencer” asking for free photo shoots, artworks, meals, Hotel stays, clothing, cakes and so on “To share with their followers” 

Here’s a thought, fucking pay for it like normal reasonable people do, no one gives a flying fuck for your so called followers, who in most cases are teenagers with no disposable income.

[Coss]

[My Penis is hungry]

It's not too hard, petrol and dissolve as much Styrofoam as possible, use the little packing beads, good size, add and stir, 

[Coss]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,

“You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little shit on your knee!”

[Coss]

[Coss]

On 4/25/2023 at 9:57 AM, Coss said:

I was wondering how The_Munchmaster is, then I saw this, he is a keen Canon man.