Mekong Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 The “You Came Here” one would be funny if it wasn’t true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 Lads, on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 18 minutes ago, Coss said: I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask… I thought that was you getting dressed for a date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 Ha! He's asked me out for dinner afterwards All I needed is a 2nd hand WRX and meet him outside the ANZ before we drive off to dinner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted November 13, 2023 Report Share Posted November 13, 2023 The Leicester Balloon Riot of 1864 a 1 minute read - https://www.amusingplanet.com/2023/11/the-leicester-balloon-riot-of-1864.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted November 14, 2023 Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 not so much a joke, bet then some may be amused. 1, 4, Kong or 47 What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top! Now you know why politicians are where they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted November 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 I like that 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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