Any New Jokes

[Mekong]

"People say Diana would still be alive if she'd been wearing her seat belt. You try snorting cocaine of a guys cock in the back of a Mercedes wearing a seat belt."

"Princess Diana died and all london got was that shitty fountain. Better than Paris, all they got was a slow down sign."

When the Queen died I felt exactly the same as I did when Diana died, “I couldn’t give a Fuck’ 

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2 nuns riding bicycles
1 says - "I've never come this way before"
other says "That'll be the cobblestones"

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[My Penis is hungry]

Is that some cops watching?

 

Tooo farkin funny

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