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A couple of nuns are relaxing in a nice hot baths after a long day when they hear a knock at the door. 

“Who is it?” they ask

“Blind man!”

The nuns look at each other and one nun says, “He’s blind, so he can’t see. What could it hurt?” They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, “Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?”

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Hahaha made me laugh

 

This is a quantum computing joke, quite good.

 

Policeman pulls over Heisenberg for speeding.

 

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

 

WH: No, but I know where I’m headed.

 

Cop: You were going 95 MPH.

 

WH: Great, now I’m lost!

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Ha Ha I like a good high brow joke

I have a "Dad Joke" thing going with my youngest son and he delivered one of the best.

Said he got home from work the other day and his mate had put an elephant in his room

He said to his mate "Thanks very much"

His mate said "Don't mention it"

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