Any New Jokes

[bust]

20 hours ago, Mekong said:

But you are talking about the uneducated ones

There are educated ones

If that's the case they are by far outnumber by the uneducated ones.

[Mekong]

The educated ones don’t emigrate to Australia 

[Coss]

or NZ.

We have an observation, for the folk who emmigrate from their homeland to NZ and keep pronouncing, how terrible NZ is, compared to their wonderful homeland: 

Think how bad it must have been for them, to leave their wonderful origin and end up here.

[Old Hippie]

On 8/12/2024 at 1:09 PM, Coss said:

or NZ.

We have an observation, for the folk who emmigrate from their homeland to NZ and keep pronouncing, how terrible NZ is, compared to their wonderful homeland: 

Think how bad it must have been for them, to leave their wonderful origin and end up here.

Reminds me of the legend of Alexander Solzinityn (hack writer according to my adopted mother and her collegues) who hated the USA, bad mouthed it yet lived here and took asylum here…went back to Russia and thankfully died…

[Coss]

 

[Old Hippie]

Bukowski is often referred to as “the poet laureate of skid row…” I like him…he sort of rings a bit with me on the topic of love and booze…. I for get the name of the guy on this board, lived in SoCal and sent me a gift certificate to amazon for some of Bukowski’s books… 

[Mekong]

[Mekong]

[bust]

If not for the Firestick I was just given I wouldn't have got that joke 😃

[Old Hippie]

On 8/25/2024 at 9:38 PM, Mekong said:

This is a very popular dance in San Francisco, they got the “M” wrong…