Any New Jokes

[The_Munchmaster]

A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

 

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

 

'You ok?' she says.

 

'Yes.' he says.

 

'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.

 

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

 

'Why?' says the blonde.

 

'Because I am the f#cking goalie' replies the boy.

[Central Scrutinizer]

[Torneyboy]

One of your better ones :thumbup:

[The_Munchmaster]

The one about Ghandi?

[RayRay]

What do you call a smart blonde?

 

 

A golden retriever.

[Torneyboy]

The goalie ..classic

[RayRay]

Oops, saw that the golden retriever joke was already posted.

[Torneyboy]

No harm done

[Dumsoda]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

maybe I'm a sick bastard....BUT...that was farkn brilliant.....555555555555555555555555

 

Munchie....

 

[Ed Zeppelin]

Two Irish couples decide to have a swinging party.

 

After two hours of hot sex, Paddy asks "I wonder how the girls are getting on?"