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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. He went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.


After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.


There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, 'Children are a gift from God,' he said. Silence fell on the congregation.


In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said,


'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear raincoats.'


And the congregation said, 'Amen'.

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Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago?



California became a state.

The State had no electricity.

The State had no money.

Almost everyone spoke Spanish.

There were gunfights in the streets.



So basically, it was just like it is today, except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.



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