LizardKing Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 He forgot. I mean, he obviously can't seem to remember his own birthday, so how do you expect him to recall such a mundane detail as that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizardKing Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 5555555, speaking of bustin' a cap from a fiddy: IxEUlh6rytI I think I pissed myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 OUCH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dear Penthouse forum, I am a fat bald broke loser who farts a lot when he isn't wanking to internet porn in my mom's basement. Guys like me are total losers with the women, and I never thought this would happen to me. The other night I was home and there was a knock on the door, it was a short fat Thai woman with bad breath and a few tattoos showing. I let her in. She said she was lonely scared and in need of a man for company. So I told her to sit down on a chair I had pulled from the dumpster. She did. I poured her a glass of wine from a box I had in the fridge since my last date 7 years ago, and she chugged it down, threw the glass, and took off her robe! Wow! a real naked woman in my apartment, was I lucky or what? I gave her a few startrek quoates, and it really turned her on, and we had sex on the floor! it was great! If you guys never had sex before you should really try it...wow, I never thought it would happen to me...signed Happy Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous God Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 MORE MORE MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiHome Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 With just a few changes, isn’t the plot the same as a recent soap opera on Channel 3? It wasn’t a farang, but the main character had pretty much the same thing happen to him. TH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 With just a few changes, isn’t the plot the same as a recent soap opera on Channel 3? It wasn’t a farang, but the main character had pretty much the same thing happen to him. TH Most likely yes. But T.V. hasn't had an original idea in years, so well PS is rewriting one for us. Or maybe the T.V. show was based on his actual exploits...you know like the James Bond Movies are based on my exploits as a MI6 spy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panadolsandwich Posted December 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 This is scandalous. Btw it was the Belgian pistol that I used and although it would have been handy it wasn't the 50 cal machine gun. Anyhow most people would know I couldn't conceal a weapon like that. I could conceal the 9mm though which I did. After I fucked the General's daughter I sought him out with the 9mm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 So you claim all this is true and you are openly confessing to having a gun in LOS and stalking someone, an Army general with malicious intent? O.k...go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous God Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 <> Yes you said that, please MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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