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[My Penis is hungry]

10 hours ago, Mekong said:

 A Mandarin is an Orange  Doh

From the link you shared, 

 

< fruit. Treated as a distinct species of orange,>

 

So is it or isn't it?

 

Methinks it's not

 

 

[Mekong]

13 minutes ago, My Penis is hungry said:

From the link you shared, 

 

< fruit. Treated as a distinct species of orange,>

 

So is it or isn't it?

 

Methinks it's not

 

 

MPIH

Let me teach you the nuances of my native tongue of which you antipodeans speak a bastardised version of, bit not a bad as the Yanks.

DiSTINCT Definite, Recognisable,  Specific

SPECIES  Category, Group

So the comment means that it is a Specific Category of Orange therefore it is an Orange

 

[My Penis is hungry]

Heres the thing I first noticed when I came to THailand back in the 90's

 

The Örange"juice they sold on the streets

 

Mandarin Juice, as in very different tasting

 

I sometimes wonder if Thais even know what an orange is, 

 

Curiously, further reading suggests the oranges have been bred from Mandarins, 

 

 

[Coss]

[Mekong]

Dapper little man in a suit goes into remote outback bar. A bunch of the big brawny locals are all wondering what he’s doing there. Is he a taxman, farm inspector, sheep welfare official or some other goverment nosy -parker. Finally one big lad goes up to him : ‘g’day cobber, you a tourist orwhat?’

Man: ‘No actually, I.m looking to move here’

‘So what do you do?’

‘Actually I’m a taxidermist

‘A F##kin WHAT ?’

‘Oh, I like to stuff animals!’

Guy turns to his buddies ‘ Hey guys, it’s alright, He’s one of ours!

[Mekong]

 
 

[Mekong]

On 9/17/2023 at 3:39 PM, bust said:

I love dad jokes

 

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