Coss Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 Should read 'Kiwi: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word she says, that sheep's a bloody liar.." ' Were not all Homosexuals down here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Stryne on a date Stephen Fry's Sisters And Lastly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 I SAY AGAIN: Some images, once seen , can never be un-seen. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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My Penis is hungry Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 That's Kelly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cavanami Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Sometimes, it is better not to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mekong Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 A dwarf approaches a prostitute and says " I wish to buy sex with you" "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 euros an hour" "Good, But I must warn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the dwarf produces four large bedsprings. he gets her to lay on the bed, and then attaches the springs to himself - one on each hand and one on each foot The girl finds this very strange, so the dwarf gets on top and starts bouncing away....... She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic dwarf, The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?" "Ah", says the dwarf, "Four-sprung dwarf technique" (Vorsprung durch Technik is German for "Truth in Engineering a slight did at VAG) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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